By woodless - 09/12/2012 15:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
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NoOneCaresReally 8

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

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xactownife 7

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

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gdam 4

Yeah, be thankful that you'll be floating while everyone else is sinking

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cmac86 23

I guess be grateful you don't live in a log cabin.

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Spottedfeather 7

How did your mom get into your house anyway ? Unless you lost your mind and gave her a key....

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wironandine 8

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Goddamnidiots 12

Just a question, but if the world is going to flood where would all this extra water necessary for submerging the continents come from.

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Megan98 18

Too bad the world is supposed to end with fire this time.

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equin0xx 6

I dont think that wood be much help, the worlds supposed to end by fire. All her hard work will just go up in flames!

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Goddamnidiots 12

Nothing will happen to her work because the world isn't going to end.

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SilverWings312 10

And she couldn't have gone and bought wood boards or something because...

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bleedingglitter 24

You need to commit her.

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Attackofthebeans 14

Hope you have insurance!! Oh! And btw your mother is bad sh*t crazy

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