By woodless - 09/12/2012 15:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
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NoOneCaresReally 8

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

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xactownife 7

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

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chubbybunny963 7

At least she's preparing? Some people are taking this end of the world apocalypse too seriously...one of my neighbors has just bought himself a yacht and has fulfilled his bucket list. All things he cannot possibly afford.

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YoungMisfit 9

I will take any chance to live my dream of an apocalypse. I'm sure there is others too. I'm hoping for zombies.

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YoungMisfit 9

I have a survival bag ready just incase shit does goes down soon.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Did you read Forrest Griffins survival guide? It's full of useful stuff! Go buy it now!

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FlyingPie 17

I wood think people would be a bit smarter than that. But water you going to do?

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crazytwinsmom 25

One of the funniest FMLs yet! Most of the time I just shake my head, but this one really made me laugh.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Not that I'm an expert in the bible, but the world isn't supposed to end by water again. Then again, god likes to troll.

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winfieldALJD 6

Yeah, have you heard about his latest joke? "Dinosaurs!"

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gracehi 31

I always found God's promise in that story to be a little strange. "Here's a rainbow. I promise I will never destroy the Earth with water again..." "Yay! Humanity is safe from God's wrath!" "...Next time I'll use fire." "...Oh." :(

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If he's gonna use something to kill us all, use cuteness. Make something so cute, it makes everyone's head implode.

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AtomicRebirth 11

Has your mom heard of this wonderful place called the Hope Depot?

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gracehi 31

Hope Depot? Where can I find this place? I've been running low on hope ever since I heard about our planet's impending doom on this month.

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AtomicRebirth 11

Wow, that's an interesting typo. I guess I should pay more attention to what I'm writing.

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gracehi 31

A world wide flood? *whew* My walrus brethren and I will probably be okay.

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Enslaved 36

What a dummy mom you have! Why not just go to Home Depot, buy a ton of plywood, and charge it on her credit card? Since the world is ending (according to her) she wouldn't have to worry about paying that credit card bill. . .ever!

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rattusrattus 18

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with your mother stealing your wooden furniture.

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KiddNYC1O 20

May I have your mom's info?

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