By woodless - 09/12/2012 15:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
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NoOneCaresReally 8

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

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xactownife 7

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

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Ginyoshi 5

My original thought when reading this FML - How are table legs useful for building a boat?

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

Yeah I know right? Maybe she's building a steam boat and she's collecting fire wood.

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pradip 26

I guesh seah thowght it wud cum in handi as a *****

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wolfhausen 7

I'm really not getting what you're doing there. @47

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pradip 26

51- u could've asked me before thumbing me down, "I guess she thought it would come in handy as a oar" Now you're thinking thumbing me down was right. Right?

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mercsl65 7

I hope your home is not the same home as your moms. If so you might want to move. Cause yo momma is guano crazy!

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olpally 32

Well, you can't blame her, we did run out of twinkies. D: take the hints op! Lol.

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rhevenge 19

i would take her house key away from her and change all the locks

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Chanti_fml 26

If you take the key, there is no need for changing the locks.

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anythingmustbe 18

Last time I checked the world was going to end by the planet niberu hitting earth not a flood so... Yeah boats are the definitely the best defense against rogue flying planets. SO THANK YOUR MUM OP.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

I was thinking just an umbrella would do fine against a rogue planet. Silly me.

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rattusrattus 18

My plans for the Mayan apocalypse? Spicy chocolate cupcakes. I'm not planning any survival strategies, I just really like cupcakes.

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muldrowe 6

Lmao this is awesome

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suboy 10

Um, your mom wouldnt happen to be bipolar huh.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I would like to invite you to look up "bipolar" in a dictionary.

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suboy 10

Well seeing as though people who are bipolar tend to come up with crazy ideas and will do anything to see those ideas through id say this scenario fits that part wouldnt you say. That is why i asked.

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Twisted_Angel 17

Lmao!! And, when the world ends, once everything dries up, she'll give you back your furniture... hopefully. I'm curious how she thinks she's going to survive the world ending... does she think everyone that's not on her boat is going to die, but she will be spared? your mom's a few noodles short of a stir fry OP. change your locks.

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