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By jesushelpme - 22/10/2012 19:08 - United States - Nixa

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By jack - 28/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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mikepzz 27

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:49

I wish you luck good sir.

have_a_moment 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:50

Buy chocolate. Tons of chocolate.

Comments

pink_raindrops 26

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:28

I know some girls get crazy when they have their periods but I think the OP needs to talk to his g/f when she calms down. Throwing a shoe at his head is going too far...it's one thing to get moody but being violent isn't ok and she should try to find a way to calm herself down when she gets like that.

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:30

I've been craving cheesecake all week!

WTFisthiscrap 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:32

It's safe to say she's just about to start?? It can't possibly be that she wanted to watch that movie, she was hungry and you royally pissed her off??

pochyfliesaway 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:33

Lmao this made me laugh, thanks for the laugh OP :) hoping for the best for the tough week ahead

Harlequin073 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:35

Run away!

Eedeea 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:36

Could be pmdd, she should check it out.

xmaximusx 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:38

Jesus can't help you

ccovey 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:48

Stay strong bro!!!!

munchy22 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:48

For me, when it's that time, I am very painfully honest. It's not because I WANT to be a bitch. It's things that I always genuinely feel but only tend to come out then.