By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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LolaD18 1

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

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Mirorbo 26

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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gregorygreg87 12

Hmm... Call the cops. Problem solved. Problem staying solved. Rangers lead the way.

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JW_SR 9

You need better locks! Next time it could be robbers.

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Jazzyw1997 12

Stab him and sell his body on the Black Market, No one cares for hobos

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GamerMom392 19

I'd be finding my gun. He could "find" and keep a bullet or two.

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JigglesGirl 19

That's when I'd grab my gun and threaten him. If someone comes into your house w/out your consent, then you are in legal rights to shoot him. At least, that's how it is in Helena

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sjhughes0000 6

time to invest in alarm system?

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Gubbon 17

YDI for keeping the front door open!

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