By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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LolaD18 1

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

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Mirorbo 26

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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mean_monster654 1

i'd shoot him

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underdose 9

OMG GET OUT A butchers knife, plastic gloves, a sharpie, a plastic ruler and needle if you have one and tell him that he are now your property and will be used for your home experiments on human animal splicing !!!!!!!!

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Darcon 8

Tell him you are a homeless people rapist. Lol

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CaityCatastrophy 0

This reminds me of skins.

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Honda288 2

So call the police and have him either arrested or thrown out. Problem solved.

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xgetxbentx 13

so leave and go call the cops? duh...

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MrChocolateburri 0

I'd **** his shit up.

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Zeannathess 0

1. should have locked up. 2. that's a home invasion; he knows it's not his house, he won't leave= home invasion= felony. 3. instead of posting this, you should have been talking to the nice police officer who would come remove the man. dummy....

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stoptrying 9

Yeah. Because obviously the OP couldn't have come and posted this -after- the homeless man was arrested, right?

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risewith 0

that's what guns are for

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