By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
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RealTalk0 7

She's doing it for you, buddy. I'd be flattered.

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Volcan_fml 22

So your wife thinks she's Kristen Stewart now?

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fsanchez9x 0

That now means you can act as an abusive asshole with her.

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AznSamoan52 10

Oh dear. Yet another person has fallen at the hands of some crazy ****** up book. Does she not know that there is **** on the Internet for free?!?!?!?

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lacespace 8

I would think it nice if FML could be restored to a humor site without all this stupid "aw op I'm so sorry that sucks I just cut myself for you" or "here's my life advice because FML also doubles as a therapist session" Perdix has it right. Everyone else just sucks each others thumbs.

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bellatrix0805 2

As a fifteen year old I feel soo lucky my mum read it and hated it.

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SenselessPattern 12

If you throw it into a fire, it puts the fire out.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I feel like I have to read it to really know what the **** is going on...

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EpicBlondie89 19

NOOOO save your eyes from an inevitable hemorrhaging!!!

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Spottedfeather 7

I don't get it. How is this an FML ?

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bleijar 4

If this was a fb status I would hit likw

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