Stop ******* bitching! Be happy she's spicing up your sex life, but instead no you want to complain. Go **** yourself for being the jackass you are. Better yet send her my way where she will be appreciated.

15- I think your profile pic perfectly describes what happened to me when I read comment #2.

Time to remodel one of your rooms... And get a contract with an NDA. Tell her what happens in your house stays in your house.

Because it is a wretched thing, but just won't go away.

I'm probably going to change it. It kinda gets old when people keep relating it to the comments.

Beat her ass with the book. She'll find out pretty quickly that she isn't a multiorgamic pain loving foot fetishist freak.

I don't get it. How is laughing worth so many down thumbs?

This is FML. Having a sense of humour is forbidden.... amongst the miserable majority/growing minority. FML.

72 - Because it added absolutely NOTHING to the conversation. If they found it amusing, they should put together a coherent thought and say what they found funny about it: it's funny you got stuck with an idiot wife, it's funny your wife thinks that garbage is amusing, it's funny your wife finds that face sexy, etc.

You're an idiot. You don't actually think 50 Shades of Grey invented that, do you?