By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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sjisje 0

did the penis talk back?

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Bikrbum 6

I wish mine would. He needs to tell it to stand up!!

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joeinthedark 18

Ouch. Maybe he needs a little blue pill to go with the pep talk?

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RedPillSucks 31

4 hours of erection. 5 minutes of sex. 3hrs and 55min of sleeping on your dick.

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joeinthedark 18

I think you only need to be concerned if the penis was responding, or if he was professing his undying love for it and promising to leave his wife, once the kids are out of high school.

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nizzzle 0

Maybe if you talked to it more he wouldn't have to...

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sourgirl101 28

Ya, get real close. It's "hard" of hearing.

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Metalman69 0

maybe you should be more interesting. then he wouldnt feel the need to talk to it. or put out more as he was prob apologising for lqck of use

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at1325 0

I talk to my boyfriends penis sometimes. I also talk to my uterus occasionally, usually cussing at it during my period. Seems normal enough for me. All is fine as long as he doesn't seriously believe it is responding or capable of listening.

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Kawaiichan42 3

I swear at my uterus when I'm on my period, too, and I tell it I hate it and that I'm going to cut it out, usually while poking that general area.

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DjeePee 24

Oh my God, how badly is your life ****** up right now!

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