By Anon - 14/11/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 182
You deserved it 3 263

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Newsflash: MEN HAVE FEELINGS. You're an insensitive ass. No but seriously, that song sucks.

Badab1ng 5

Shoulda given him a sweet and spicy backhand to the facial area, then kissed him gently. He'd be too confused to cry.

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Torva_fml 16

Hes heart broken, not you.... :'(

You should have hugged him. Then when he asked what you were doing, say you thought you guys were synchronized crying.

perdix 29

As he is weeping most bitterly, tell him you thought the song was called "Jar of Farts." Trust me, once you think of it that way, the song will only make you bust out laughing ... or farting.

Ahh Perdix you always know just what to say

Poetaster 10

Push the pussy out of the car and make him walk it off next time.

^ Agreed , if some jerks thinks mens can't have feelings it's just because they are afraid of having any emotions and sounding weak ! It's human nature get over it we aren't unbreakable

Poetaster 10

Your type of thinking that seems to incorporate the "feel good and get in touch with your feminine side" bullcrap thinking has done men no favors. The faster he learns to be a man the better off he will be. The goal of some people to emasculate men denotes ignorance coupled with manipulation at it's worst.

Poetaster, do yourself a favour - look at a calendar and notice that it isn't 1854. Or 1954. Your whole idea of feelings being part of the "feminine side" is complete and utter bullshit, as is your idea that having feelings somehow emasculates men. We may not be as emotional as women, but that doesn't mean that we don't deserve to A) have feelings or B) show them. **** you and your ridiculous machismo. It's as obsolete as the "barefoot and pregnant" stereotype.

Poetaster, care to support your points with evidence rather than just stating it as truth?

It does men no good, you say? That's one of the causes of our violent society. The body NEEDS to get feelings out, if it can't or you don't let it, it makes you phisically or mentally ill. And you know what usually happens? Men become violent. They have so much anger inside that end up fighting for the sake of it, hitting their women, etc. #19/26, you are a coward that is in constant fear of losing his imaginary manliness. You are the weak one, always hiding behind a mask, making others think you are strong when even YOU admit you're not. REAL men cry and are NOT afraid nor ashamed to admit it. People like you make me sick.

I would ask if you are an idiot, but we all seem to know the answer to that one already.

@ 19- what you're saying is okay to an extent... I wouldn't want a guy crying all the time but he wouldn't be a "pussy" if he cried every once in a while. Life gets hard, you can't be emotionless all the time

So if the love of your life left you, you're saying a real man wouldn't cry? I say bullshit. When you invest in someone enough you will cry if they left you. My great aunt passed away from kidney failure, my great uncle who stormed the beaches of Normandy, fought in Korea, earned multiple medals including a purple heart (obviously more badass than you or I will ever be) was so devastated she died he past away two weeks later. Doctors never could figure out why he died he was a very healthy man even for his age, all they said was his heart just gave up. I would think he died of a broken heart because I see no other explanation. You say real men shouldn't show emotions I think my uncle was more of a man than you and he showed true emotion for the woman he loved, so much so he died without her. You sir are a god damn pussy.

princessmollysue 9

Yeah, I cry everytime Jar Of Hearts comes on the radio, too.

ikickgingers 15

Because your ears have started bleeding from the atrocity that has been forced upon your person?????

KiddNYC1O 20

I like that song, she pours her heart out.

did you at least sing along and give him a hug?? lol

You didn't need the 'at the end' at the end. But I'm gunna let you off with a warning this time.

DragonGirl1031 11
Snafuusmc 12

To all the people saying men shouldn't cry and that OPs friend is a pussy… ^ a Marine just admitted to crying over a relationship. Marines are the most bad ass people to have walked this earth (including dinosaurs) if they can share their feelings and aren't afraid to admit it, every other guy who thinks OPs friend is a pussy is clearly mentally ******. Semper Fi one day

Snafuusmc 12

Thank you much appreciated! Oorah!

DragonGirl1031 11

It's not about you. Have you ever had your heart broken? In case you don't know, it hurts. Next time, give him a hug, a tissue, and a shoulder to cry on. Men have feelings too.