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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Monetize your shit life

By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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Saturday 16 July 2011 7:08

owned.

SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.

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babymaee 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 9:46

funny cause I'm watching cash cab now.

kemando 22

Saturday 16 July 2011 9:47

the lack of flashing lights and bells didn't tip you off?

rawwwrrrsheet 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 9:50

well if the lights didn't go off you should've known

Bofopio 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:02

That's what u get for trying to skip that appointment to see ur mother in law.

ScubaSteve96 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:06

i would feel embarassed!

Lexiloulynn 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:07

Am I the only person who doesn't get why this deserves to be an FML? I mean it's no biggy.

daevilmatt 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:08

lol its a man

purplepizza21 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:12

what's a cash cab ?

stuart169 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:13

That's dirtier than the drinking water in africa!

MMA_Fighter101 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:14

pwned!!!! lol

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