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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:08

owned.

SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.

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FloridaStateChic 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:25

I would've said "this is my stop, dick." and gotten another cab. People shouldn't mess with others just for fun. ):

midoriMentality 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:37

OP clearly if the driver is a girl, you're not in the cash cab. have you not watched the show? if you did you'd know what he looks like and not have spazzed and looked stupid.