By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 161
You deserved it 3 066

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.

Comments

missd420 16

Why can't i think of a use for my fat that clever? It's creative, if nothing else.

This is hilarious! I would have recorded him and sent it to world star haha

ostrichabortion 4

*don King voice* ONLY IN AMERICA

I don't think that customer will ever find that gum again.