By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
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s3kShUn47 20

Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....

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xlord 27

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.

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MadHoney 9

That sucks but gotta give him some credit for that, clever. who would think to ask to check there. "sir I'm going to have to ask you to show your rolls."

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xx_alexmagm_xx 12

That's something you don't see everyday, although I don't indulge in theft, I give him props for trying

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Balanar 6

Well, he may be a thief, but 10 on 10 for originality.

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aecribb 14

I misread this the first time and I thought it said gun, and I was just like "What...how...I don't even know where to start".

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G14xT 13

Isn't gum like, about less than a dollar? I'd understand if it were cigarettes or something, but those are usually locked up...

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datkid117 13

That is so disgusting. I would've just let him keep it.

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