By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 161
You deserved it 3 066

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.

Comments

Never ask for a peice of gum from that guy! Nasty

ulissey_fml 22

did the gum contain copious amounts of marijuana?

did the gum contain copious amounts of marijuana?

SrgntSprnkls77 15

The question is, did he succeed?

I'm sorry. My first reaction was to laugh.

the image of this makes me giggle and vomit slightly at the same time

Eyalsh 32

how is THIS a FML? How did this get approved?