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By whatno - 19/06/2013 23:40 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

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By wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Gone girl

By OwndPattie - 20/11/2022 02:00

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Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 10:00

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Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML

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By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

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By JeezAndAges - 24/11/2018 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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A teachable moment

By rickshaw rider - 28/05/2021 00:01

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Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML

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By Erica - 09/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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SmelloJello 9

Thursday 20 June 2013 8:05

What a brilliant idea.

SadGirl18 16

Thursday 20 June 2013 8:06

I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.

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Capt_Colorz 8

Sunday 16 February 2014 6:00

At least its not ceram wrap and a silly band....I will never live that down

1Dfangirl 21

Wednesday 26 March 2014 5:45

At least they were trying to be safe

733yoda_fml 19

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:35

Buy them some real condoms

brittaaany_93 38

Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:02

Silly kids, that's not how you use a glove!

addieshea 7

Tuesday 31 May 2016 5:54

Thank god you caught them or else you'd probably have a pregnant 16 year old. Also, maybe teach her something about sex so she's not a complete idiot?

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