Love: Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML

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By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

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Checks and balances

By letmefallasleep - 01/04/2020 14:00

Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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Top comments

AthinaMarie 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:28

Why would you max out your credit card for a guy in the first place?

MaCOOLiT 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:06

hope you kept the receipts!

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kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 0:33

Because she's normal. How about you give it a try?

kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 0:37

I'm so sorry :( just keep it for yourself

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 May 2012 8:46

Revenge isn't always the best option. Move on and try and return the gifts.

mowmowlife 21

Saturday 14 July 2012 9:29

erm... there's really no reason to buy every single thing someone wants, and to the point it puts you out.

sugarbear0727 19

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:17

Return the items. Duh.

nicholasj96 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 14:51

Kept them receipts ?

ellie12345678999 13

Monday 21 October 2013 4:49

Go bad to the store and return all the stuff if you can only exchange get your self some thing, if they give u money back but your self something u really want. Oh and BRAKE UP WITH HIM

Mabonga 12

Monday 2 December 2013 7:51

should have bought him a hooker

dubleduke 11

Monday 16 March 2015 15:21

Return and buy a card that says: I hope u like getting dumped

JRodOki 8

Friday 15 April 2016 1:53

Sucks for him that's for sure. You don't really see people splurging on others anymore.

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