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By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

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By single and unbuggered - 31/07/2015 21:04 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 22:00

Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 18:00

Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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SpideyRules 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

and WHY did you have to cook for him??

Narcentricity 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:31

why?

Comments

moneyman22 7

Monday 15 February 2010 0:46

Well why didn't you marry the guy yet?

Lythiaren 8

Monday 15 February 2010 0:50

Frankly in this situation I would've eaten that turkey dinner, then shat it onto a paper plate for him. Cheating scumbag wants his turkey dinner? He can have it pre-digested.