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Go shove a turkey leg up ur bum u ****
Dear OP, Boyfriend fail for the cheating. You fail for the physical assault. Both win for the break-up. Simply put, unless there was a gun or other instrument-of-imminent-demise being used to coerce you into making this supposed "entire turkey dinner"... YDI.
your stupied.
that's so awesome, dudes a hero
I'm guessing God was drunk when he made you, WoolyBully... ?
wait y did u make him dinner???
You had to make him a turkey dinner? you didn't have to make him jack shit. floor his ass and what's done is done. you shouldve stopped after the punch in the face and all would be well
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and WHY did you have to cook for him??
why?