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By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

and WHY did you have to cook for him??

Narcentricity 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:31

why?

Comments

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:32

what... why? was he like dying of hunger? i wouldn't cook him shit

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:33

unless you cooked it for him before you caught him cheating? i dont get it.

jwill0022 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:02

why would you have to cook for him after that?

strawberryspacejam 11

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:17

Wow, If I was him, I would've broken your neck.

Six23 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:38

No you didnt. You didn't have to cook him anything. You didn't have to stop at punching him in the face just the one time either.

starburgerdeluxe 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:38

ummm...i understand the punch in the face, but i don't understand why you had to cook him a turkey still?? i would have given him the turkey raw and then would have proceeded to tell him to shove it where the sun doesn't shine!