By Laura - 30/11/2010 03:03

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
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dillies 3

maybe she thought it was a pencil sharpener?

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FerrariCake 2

You didnt say how old your daughter is. That matters. If she is 6 years old, this behavior indicates the child should see a therapist. If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a **** talent agency.

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frozzenhart 0

#2 no!!! kids like to stick things up ******* !!! LOL

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unlucky90 4

rofl...I can understand why she wanted to do that. haha, kids....

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0opsie 6

"Today, my owner's kid tried to stick pencils up my ass. FML."

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Cyosaric 0

Did you clean it's butthole?

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elysium20 0

I think you need to have a talk with your daughter, because in most social circles that is frowned upon, and explain to me how the hell she got the cat to stay still to allow this horrific procedure to take place?!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Well the OP did say her daughter was "attempting" to stick pencils up the cats but so maybe the only reason it was an attempt and not a success was because the cat wasn't staying still. Just a thought, I could be wrong.

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iSpasticFantasti 14

#62 Tehe emphasis on 'most', I don't know why she'd be showcasing such a interest/fetish though... By the way, what you wrote reminded me of one of Johnny Depps lines in the movie "Willy Wonka". Forgive me if I quote this wrong. "Everything in this room is edible, heck, even I'M edible! But that would be cannabilism, children, and it is frowned upon in most societies".

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JumpinJacks_fml 0

I said, what what?

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