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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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You deserved it 4 299

By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 10 764

By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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You deserved it 4 990

By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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You deserved it 4 233

By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 280

You deserved it 3 955

By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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You deserved it 41 472

By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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You deserved it 31 856

By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 530

Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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You deserved it 96 457

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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You deserved it 2 382

rosie981 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:07

Awkward......

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:09

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

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lifeisbullshiz 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:10

ummm can we say awkward...

ILoveEggnog 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:41

Awkward.

GasMaskKid13 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:46

#1 already did...

GasMaskKid13 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:49

Number 1 already did..

ninjuh_wingman 29

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:10

this is going to leave a very awkward image in your head if she texts you

babiebuntin 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:11

:O I wanna try that! ;)

Jovecove 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:56

Get sum!

nanaprincess 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:12

don't hate. that shit works lol

bigalbreault 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:12

Done that

brown4lifejot 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:56

Arent you a guy o_O

brown4lifejot 1

Monday 28 November 2011 1:00

No shit, but if he has man boobs he'll be able to see the screen, if not, texting with you nipples if your a guy can be very hard.

walktowardslight 33

Monday 28 November 2011 18:53

...A conversation I had never imagined I would ever read.

alival 12

Monday 2 January 2012 1:36

206- you know this because?

OnlyOnFML 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:13

It must have been very cold for that to work o.O

krladygator3 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:05

Or she was just so horny

samfalk39 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:13

Moms want to have fun too!

mnmolino 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:15

Fettish?

lolfish1337 4

Monday 28 November 2011 3:11

Good spelling *golf clap*

mnmolino 14

Monday 28 November 2011 3:30

Hey don't look at me, my iPod has a messed up spell check....

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:16

Oh great, nothing worse than callous nipples. Tell her to stop.

lajaynay 15

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:21

Just shield your eyes and walk away... Quickly.

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Today, my wife and I can’t decide if we should force my stepson to wait when he rudely demands something, in the hope he’ll learn patience and some manners, or just give him what he wants so he’ll go away and stop making us miserable. He’s 13. FML

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Today, my family informed me that we were going on a 10 hour road trip to my cousin's wedding. They only decided to tell me 45 minutes before we left for said road trip. FML

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You deserved it 1 465

Does this guy really deserve it so many times? And who did it? We know.

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Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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Today, I've reached the age where I get really dizzy and my vision blurs if I stand up too fast. I'm 19 years-old. FML

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Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

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Today, my insomnia got so bad that I became convinced my husband was having an affair in our bed right next to me. I punched him so hard in the shoulder that he awoke from a sound sleep, farted, and then shook it off and went back to sleep unfazed. I'm so jealous. FML

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Same thing different taste

Great chat!

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