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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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rosie981 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:07

Awkward......

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:09

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

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iRuleUdrool 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:04

That's awkward.... Now I'm wondering if it works... Hmmmm

onelove1heart88 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:07

Lol its a hard thing to do.

The_creator_fml 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:08

Nipple texting, there's an app for that!

p8ntcheck 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:10

Kinky

DrDilllonReese 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:11

It's classy... Real classy...

imcutefml 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:12

I had sex with a fat chick in the elevator it was wrong on so many levels :D

Messy__Stephy 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:17

Lol funny stuff.

ty1992_farmlife 12

Monday 28 November 2011 1:23

Read your profile, welcome to FML!

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Monday 28 November 2011 1:27

Read your profile, welcome to FML! Think this is funny, it gets better :)

mbrooks5110 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:28

I think I'm going to try that.

horsestarz 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:32

Bo Burnham FTW!!

MoZZie_fml 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:33

is your mom single?

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