Love: Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost...

By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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effyourlife_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:07

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:21

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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rashedpatrick 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:15

At least you still have the vibrator;)

Anteezy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:37

Cool illustration :d

gwinsdavineraven 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:13

i love the pic. Sorry though about the bad birthday, that totally sucks.

OreosdaName 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:47

i luv breakin up with people = P

chranovich 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 13:29

A shame people like you exists then. ;)

Panther_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:30

Great illustration...!!!! Haha I lol-ed when I saw the party hat ***** in the picture!! Ouch... that would not be a great gift!

Lucii_Furr 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:44

Or the candle for that matter.

waffle_house13 5

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:15

fail

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:58

wtfff, the party hat one would be like getting headbutted by a unicorn.

helen1988 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:27

HAWT.

benshady 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:16

you don't need a vibrator when you can use my **** any time you want.

ClumsyJason 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:41

Hahaha, nice illustration.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:25

I like the emphasis on the boyfriend's supposed douchiness with the popped collar and backwards-worn hat.

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