By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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gwinsdavineraven 0

i love the pic. Sorry though about the bad birthday, that totally sucks.

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OreosdaName 0

i luv breakin up with people = P

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chranovich 0

A shame people like you exists then. ;)

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Panther_fml 0

Great illustration...!!!! Haha I lol-ed when I saw the party hat ***** in the picture!! Ouch... that would not be a great gift!

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allmidnighteyes 10

wtfff, the party hat one would be like getting headbutted by a unicorn.

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benshady 0

you don't need a vibrator when you can use my **** any time you want.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I like the emphasis on the boyfriend's supposed douchiness with the popped collar and backwards-worn hat.

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