By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
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amirn86 0

LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down... "HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!" "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME" *slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex* "Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"

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destron 0

Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.

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medfly 2

here if you are locked out of the house you can hire someone to break in, and you can replace the key.

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Rodjmeister 0

this is the most epic fail i've heard in soooo long.

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AntiChrist7 0

you're an idiot, twice. YDI

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alex_smokin_okin 0

this makes as much sense as Scientology, why wouldn't she just give you back a key that she clearly has no use for that you clearly very much have use for, and whats the big deal if you don't have her key, first of all, she just wants it back so you can't have it, and if she really needed it, she can easily get a new key made up, this FML was an epic fail of trying to be funny

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Frlf 0

If you gave your ex her keys, why shouldn't she give you your keys? I call it fake. >=[.

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adelaide_evening 0

And in the time it took you to figure it out, she had ten copies of your new house key made. I feel like you're going to become very good friends with whoever is changing your locks.

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bayybee 0

#14. if shes crazy then shell obviously try to get back into the house. & him giving her the key back was like a sign of closure. You know, like when you give them back everything they gave you?

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