Miscellaneous: Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her....

By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 063

Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By Emily J. - 18/06/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 38 670

Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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You deserved it 4 783

Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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You deserved it 10 051

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 577

By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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WellThatSucked89 13

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:29

Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)

Welshite 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:30

It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.

Comments

novapine 19

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:08

i think its sweet. grandmas are the best.

breakinlegs 19

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:11

Grandma can make a great wingman! Get out there and try speed dating... worse thing that happens is you get a good laugh!

peanuty001 19

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:19

at first i thought it was maybe a friend or something....

gunda95 11

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:25

Any guy would be luck to have you! Judging from the way you treat your grandma!

pepsi_ftw 13

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:32

Why do you sleep with your grandmother?

cmorgan119 10

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:36

There's no shame and that. Guys will come and go but Grandmas are forever! Be proud that you're such a wonderful grandchild to her and I'm sure she loves spending time with you.