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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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Outcast

By Coolkid. - 14/06/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

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By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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shallowsmile 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:00

this is why you DON'T accept friend requests from your parents.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:54

Hahahahaha. What's up with parents having facebooks???

Comments

cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:14

This is where you exercise common sense and ask yourself if you really want pictures of yourself drinking and/or smoking weed up on the internet for everyone to see (such as potential employers). Even if you have a limited profile, a diligent person can usually find a way to look at your party pictures.

fcbarcafan19 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:17

yo man get your mother of facebook hahaha. or stop taking pictures of you stoned at parties

evanwilliams 4

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:18

#31, you must spend a lot of time creeping on facebook

iammeanttolive 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:18

You'd think your friends would actually have a brain, and know not to post this shit on the internet. Or maybe you shouldn't let pictures be taken all together, and avoid the whole situation.

batch56 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:19

It's called limited profile.

virginat21 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:20

lol.. the downside of social networking!

natividales 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!

skladek 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:24

Hahaha, awesome! Privacy settings work to an extent, but I find the best method is to not get into situations that you wouldn't want the world to see. Or, the day after a party, you better be on FB all day long to be there to untag yourself from any unapproved photos. I think staying out of trouble is the easier solution. You could also use this as an opportunity to show your mom that everyone really IS getting into the same trouble (assuming drinking). Show her some of your friends' profiles and show her pictures of them shitfaced. At the very least, you might all get grounded together hahaha. Techy Parenting Win!

graciegirl 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:37

I feel your pain. My mom has a facebook too, and i know she would be suspicious if i rejected her friend request. Just do what i do and frequently complain to your friends about your mom having a facebook, and they won't post those pictures of you if they're nice.