Health: Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 20:00

Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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saIty 17

Friday 25 November 2011 11:59

Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Friday 25 November 2011 12:01

Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.

Comments

shanniemac 2

Monday 28 November 2011 2:21

Lol

needsagf14 12

Monday 28 November 2011 4:46

I don't know what to say

mjs2234 0

Monday 28 November 2011 7:23

Your a moron

CaineghisMord 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:30

I demand the play by play leading up to this event.

nsnforever 2

Friday 9 December 2011 0:35

It's amazing how much fail is in that sentence.

upsidedownfrownn 5

Monday 19 December 2011 7:45

Yeah... How did that happen exactly?

gambit54321ryan 0

Friday 23 December 2011 8:45

how the **** do you come to the conclusion that to complete it you have to BITE IT. what dumbass does that..wait i know the answer...^ this one -_-

hefb 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:57

How the hell did u manage to do that

UrAverageBrat 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 9:18

Wow. Your just a dumb ****, aren't you?

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 14 May 2012 7:03

THAT… is a hardcore gamer. Take notes.

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