Miscellaneous: Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw...

By AngrySon - 29/09/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

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By wearyconsumer - 23/12/2016 05:29

Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 22:49 - Australia - Kensington

Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML

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Some things last a long time

By Jay - 02/08/2024 14:00 - United States - Strykersville

Today, my mom decided to clean out my freezer. She freaked out over a box of unbelievably expensive King crab legs that expired over five years ago. My PTSD kicked in and I explained that I got them for a special occasion three days before my girlfriend was diagnosed with lung cancer. I never got that special occasion. I hate me. FML

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Long term commitment

By Jules - 27/11/2020 07:56 - Germany

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By soupduped - 06/12/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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Poisoning

By anon - 07/11/2012 23:28 - United States

Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:03

If it moves, kill it. If it's not moving it's fine to eat.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:11

Should have allowed nature's way of showing her she's wrong.

Comments

Rvah07 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:57

Ewww!!!

TacoSashimi 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:19

Mommy knows best...

linnie_wesker 20

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:34

Sorry OP, I feel your pain. I hate when my parents make me go to my grandma's for dinner because half the stuff in her fridge has been expired for YEARS. One time I tried to be sneaky and clean it out a bit and ended up finding a banana that was completely black. Disgusting.

taetay2010j 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:41

She's a hoarder srry:/

cmtexx03 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:20

Hoarder?

hebron77 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:30

And that's when you shoot her.

LilaBear 1

Friday 30 September 2011 1:44

Some things are perfectly fine way past their best-before date.

Mauskau 35

Friday 30 September 2011 2:08

Not as bad as my mum. She kept a jar of seafood Mayo for about 10 years and kept eating it even though it was 6 years out of date. She even cooks us veg thats over a month out of date and it's all juicy(when it's not meant to be) which is why I don't eat it

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 30 September 2011 3:39

Ohhh, you're going to be in trouble! She had invited Bear Grylls to dinner as a surprise, and now you've thrown out the appetiser and most of the main course. Luckily he'll be content with a glass of warm piss thrown in his face.