Miscellaneous: Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+... - FML

By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 792

Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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You deserved it 2 879

By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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You deserved it 15 834

Get packing!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 793

By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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You deserved it 27 721

By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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You deserved it 2 794

By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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You deserved it 94 756

Respect

By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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You deserved it 290

Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 26 September 2011 15:58

Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!

DocBastard 38

Monday 26 September 2011 16:08

Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.

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HanaFML 10

Monday 10 December 2012 2:35

So your momma cares about you. Nothing to be mad about!

bkarp911 8

Sunday 26 May 2013 22:52

Same thing from my mom, only I'm 18.

__U__S__E__R__ 7

Tuesday 25 March 2014 14:58

Send her a letter: "Mom, I killed a man. Put a gun up to his head and pulled the trigger. He's dead now. I didn't mean to make you cry. I might be back this time tomorrow, but if I'm not, carry on as usual"

Karan0217 6

Sunday 12 October 2014 19:15

Come on, she still treats you like your little she really loves you and cares for you, just let it go on.

Ninjerman 7

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:39

Welcome to adulthood! How are you holding up now?

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