Miscellaneous: Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+...

By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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You deserved it 4 659

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 028

You deserved it 2 792

Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 089

You deserved it 2 879

By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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You deserved it 15 834

Get packing!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 793

By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 222

You deserved it 3 270

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 664

You deserved it 27 721

By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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You deserved it 2 794

By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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You deserved it 94 756

Respect

By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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You deserved it 290

Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 127

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 26 September 2011 15:58

Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!

DocBastard 38

Monday 26 September 2011 16:08

Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.

Comments

jerzboi13 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:16

Wow I don't know what sadder, the fact that u still live with ur mom at 27 or that 2600+ people don't think u deserve it

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:36

she is lonely? tell her ur too old to be controlled

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:38

jellenwood 35

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:54

I've got a mother just like that. I'm 28. It's super annoying. I'll be home when I get home!

radioedit 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:20

Y are u 27 and still living at home?

miastarfire1 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 3:44

If you are too old for her to call & ask when you will be home, then why don't you move the hell out?

Rene_North 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 3:52

Join a club...sport...something to socialize with several people.

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 3:58

be sure to bring some milk when you go back home.

erose25 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:14

I completely know where u r comin from. I can't be gone longer than an hr and my moms callin. Lmao

hellokimmiee 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:43

So you live with your mom? LOL

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Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML

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Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML

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Today, I took off my pretty lingerie and hid it in a pair of trousers that were already in the laundry. Sometimes, I wash it in the sink and dry it with my hair dryer before my husband gets home. Yes, he routinely checks for "proof" that I'm cheating. FML

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