Miscellaneous: Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches...

By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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By OH COME ON - 29/12/2011 15:48 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

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X109 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:43

y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:43

Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.

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breathingwalls 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:36

Enough with the self pity. fyl over this? you're pathetic.

nikkimontgomery 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:36

ydi, why would you bother telling your friends? its just stitches. and ydi for no one replying.

laleona 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:38

ahahahhaha

jcassiere91 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:38

Who does that? You're a tool and a whiney bitch, YDI

Sessee 4

Monday 25 May 2009 3:39

YDI for thinking people care ._.

onewish00 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:42

well, sounds like you are a pain in the ass and noone likes you got noone to blame but yourself

theoldGP 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:43

3 and 4 are my life. you're such a ******* tool. shut up. your FML sucks

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:48

Hey, here's the bright side: (so far) 91 people care enough about your situation to comment on it! Even if they do think you're a loser :)

Art_Vandeley 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:49

No one likes an attention ***** ;) But hey as a bonus: Put a pic of your forehead on facebook and see how many people click on "like".

fnool 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:51

Why the **** do people mass-text their friends? YDI.

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