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By jordeshting - 22/06/2011 15:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

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By AndieApocalypse - 03/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 02:39 - United States

Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

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By That Guy - 01/11/2014 12:58 - United States - Tampa

Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:11

Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.

MrSassypants 33

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:11

Sunburn or camouflage?

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aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:02

I'm thinking it's a skin graft from extensive burns and the skin has tightened. It probably has a pattern from the way it's flattened out after being harvested half thickness.

xxMichaxx 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:09

my thoughts exactly.

judices 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:08

Wat kind of legs does she have

ThorneCrossed 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:15

she has the legs of the chameleon. be careful Predator, there's a new sheriff in town

xleanne_aLly 23

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:29

hollywood undead! I loove that band :p

judices 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:00

ha that's nasty

EmyB_fml 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:22

wtf how could that happen :p haha but yeah, FYL. At least you were trying to be nice !

jazzyjada10 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:47

where's the fries??

iluvhobos 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:04

50- Plan B is the way to go. (;

RockAndRollKiddx 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:23

Hahahaha wow!

trollingyourfmls 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:24

HAHAH IDIOT. YDI FOR BEING A DUMBASS

ncvolley123 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:25

i dont know how to respond

sourspraykay 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:31

Then don't

eminemchick 19

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:35

and ur picture matches ur commentxD

pandabeargirl89 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:32

I didn't know stocking patterns were something you complimented people on..

Magic1 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:36

Hahaha that's sounds rude if I'm interpreting it right, but kinda funny

sydneymwfca 10

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:37

maybe her legs were really gross. lol.

shutupK 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:56

no shit Sherlock.

shutupYDI 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:05

LOL @ shutupK. and 60 nice self description. I see u forget to mention intelligence.

Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:10

60 seems too "into" herself.

sabrinahusic 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:04

67 and 101 are two inbred ignorant pricks. So 67 why did you do so much touching up on your face? hmmm? too many zits? I swear people piss me off!!

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