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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

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Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:09

Well, does he look like a muffin?

beautiful_disast_fml 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:12

Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry

Comments

iMandyx3 5

Thursday 18 November 2010 6:39

I woulda punched that mofo -__- then eat a twinkie while sitting on his face xDD yeaaaa...

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 18 November 2010 8:02

well I guess now you know how he REALLY is. move on op, you don't need someone that's that shallow.

franwins0827 7

Thursday 18 November 2010 8:14

Well, now you know how shallow he is. Move on.

ajfraser 3

Thursday 18 November 2010 8:53

I just asked myself the same thing hahaha

cherry72 13

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:20

your best friend is an ass. I'd find a new best friend.

ff8masterc 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:21

YDI for being fat

positively_crazy 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 13:20

FYL for being a dick.

C6Racer 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 17:53

I have the same problem with the ugly fat chicks always hitting on me, so I am now a truck!

dibbledipps 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:22

...time to hit the gym

ColdGold 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:48

Well, I wonder why only fat chicks like him.

ColdGold 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:53

He's so sweeeeet. He's a fat-chick-kind-of-guy.

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