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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

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Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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By Homely - 09/07/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I let my best friend know how I feel about him, since I have developed feelings for some time. I let it all out, hyperventilating and crying, yet relieved that I finally got it off my chest. He put his hand on my shoulder and said, “I appreciate it and you’re a great friend, but you’re kinda too homely for me.” FML

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Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:09

Well, does he look like a muffin?

beautiful_disast_fml 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:12

Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry

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ahoytheredank 0

Friday 5 August 2011 10:09

Well he obviously isn't your bestfriend. A true bestfriend would never say something so rude.

Thompyxxxxx 0

Friday 5 August 2011 20:43

sadly i have the same problem. :(

Hadley918 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:17

Bastard

michelele 0

Monday 23 July 2012 14:38

ha ha ha obviously he wasn't whispering!! don't take it to the heart he just don't know how to handle the best ones!

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 7:36

LOL

bigbangvip1 7

Wednesday 8 May 2013 2:51

He doesnt sound like a friend then >.>

Addiction333 14

Friday 12 February 2016 5:56

Lose weight. Problem solved.

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