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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:09

Well, does he look like a muffin?

beautiful_disast_fml 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:12

Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry

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ownitx3 0

Friday 19 November 2010 3:12

you shoulda been like, "yeah sucks right? too bad I'm attracted to motherfucking dicks."- followed witha "I could do better than you any way, why do I aim so low?hmph"

hhhiii 0

Friday 19 November 2010 3:57

missie? lmfao

lovealone 0

Friday 19 November 2010 5:46

Awe, I'm sorry OP. FYL.

cheese_fml 0

Friday 19 November 2010 6:40

is he black?? jk but no tht does suck.

saturnsonic 3

Saturday 20 November 2010 0:00

I wouldve never said that.

amthony82 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:44

your "best-friend" is a Cee U Next Tuesday!

nesian_smile 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 12:09

don't even bother with him, you deserve the best that you can get! How dare he! It's only a silly popular belief that skinny girls are hotter than fat ones! No matter what anybody says, you are beautiful! Every girl deserves to be treated as a princess, never settle for second best!

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 7:38

this is actually the stupidest thing I've ever read

jackiem14 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:40

omg Hun I'm so sorry!! I bet your not fat at all(:

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 7:39

you're not sorry and I bet she IS fat

Delorean_Fanatic 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:10

Oh dear, that's horrible...I'm so sorry...

collegegirl87 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:14

Umm.. no it's not. She was right.

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