Love: Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

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nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

Dump him, dump him immediately

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

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CryingHowls 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:08

wtf #8. you're retarded. it's a good thing you found out before you married him!

mad_molly 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:09

But pizza is so good...

kiteofnight 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:11

lol "wedding diet".

Fragnox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:11

#8, you're an idiot. Kindly go away now. I'm going to second what other people have said, thank god you found out now. What a pig.

scateice 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:13

how awkward

madam_mayham 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:13

Well good thing you found out before marrying him, but when your being vague most of the time the other person takes something the wrong way, they can't read your mind and most people tend to think the worst.

my_fml_account 2

Monday 25 May 2009 9:13

..So, WAS he eating pizza at work? FYL for sure that he's having an affair. Hope you dump him. But a wedding diet? ...Seriously? ¬_¬

redbluegreen 40

Monday 25 May 2009 9:15

Uh, dump him. Now. I don't like how some couples try to make everything seem like their other is cheating or thought about it. Saying either, "Oh, she's pretty right? You'd do her if you didn't have me?" or, "I know your secret." If you really wanted to say how he's been wrecking his diet, you should've just come out and said, something flat out. Remember the one about the girl who put a thong in her boyfriends bag and asked how they got there? You shouldn't be with someone that cheats on you though. Leave him.

PhasesPhantom 22

Wednesday 30 December 2015 21:21

This person is not the one in the wrong here.

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:17

The only thing that makes me think your relationship was off-balance in the first place, is that he was on a wedding-diet. The wedding is usually very important for the woman, and if you were demanding of him to lose some weight for the wedding, maybe he decided to look elsewhere for approval. Nothing excuses cheating, but sometimes you gotta wonder what led him down that path.

kayiscoolllll 6

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:45

I agree completely. you sound like Bridezilla.

lilspicysugar 1

Friday 28 October 2011 1:37

OR he could have been dieting out of his own free will? My fiance has been telling me he wants to tone up for the wedding despite me telling him he's absolutely perfect :-)