By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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firefightereha 4

what did you think she only charged you $20 so she could get some spending money?

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NNR 0

Well at least she has a source of income

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KiddNYC1O 20

This is "omgosh, dump her!" worthy.

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14vock 0

Shut up. You should be happy. Maybe she'll let you watch one of the movies she makes

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Baytheshark 14

Is it sad I laughed at this?

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shutdafrontdoor 0

If she gave you a cut of the money, that would make you her pimp and not her boyfriend

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ccovey 2

It isn't cheating if you get to watch

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Pancakemines 0

You mean ex-hooker right?

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