Intimacy: Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response... - FML

By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

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Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

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Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

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By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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Il_Maestro 6

Monday 7 May 2012 8:12

I recommend not dating a hooker.

thebeautybleeds 17

Monday 7 May 2012 8:13

You might want to get tested...

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Monday 7 May 2012 13:27

Pretty woman, walkin' down the street...

babyshaft408 8

Monday 7 May 2012 14:11

I love ******

DerekCorbett 18

Monday 7 May 2012 14:22

Well she does have a point....

myriane_fml 5

Monday 7 May 2012 14:23

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

dodysmoke 1

Monday 7 May 2012 14:31

Grow some balls, end it and take advantage of this buisness opportunity pimp.

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 7 May 2012 14:35

Pimpin ain't easy. Sounds to me like you just need to collect your chips from the ho, then get her out there to sell more ass. Daddy needs a new Ferrari after all!

GothicAngel95 16

Monday 7 May 2012 14:55

1. Dump her 2. Get tested 3. Don't date hookers

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 7 May 2012 16:14

4. Pimp hookers 5. ????? 6. PROFIT!!!

Lac2501 2

Monday 7 May 2012 15:38

So you're literally dating a *****. That sucks.

NeverLand910 0

Monday 7 May 2012 15:55

way to go a**hole ! smh

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 7 May 2012 16:16

I'm sure she charges extra for that.

dmac843 2

Monday 7 May 2012 16:05

Business is business.

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