Money: Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me...

By Catherine - 10/06/2012 18:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

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By me - 02/03/2011 23:21 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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Business school of business school

By Anonymous - 29/11/2020 13:58

Today, I found out my husband hasn't paid the mortgage in 3 months. We have a joint account, but it has always been his job to pay the bills. We are in the process of selling our house, and when I asked him about it he said, "Why are you stressing? We're selling anyways." FML

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Kick the bum out

By SleeplessinNJ - 20/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Raritan

Today, after spending money on all the furniture and decor in our apartment, paying rent every month from my bank account, paying for all the groceries, and paying for all the dog supplies, my fiance asked why I don't keep saving thousands of dollars every month, while he pays for none of it. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 22:30 - South Africa

Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML

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Pushover

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 13:59 - Australia

Today, my wife always wants to spend on big items, like a new pool or home renovations; I want to save for our future. At 45 years of age, we are in heavy debt and I have no other assets as a backup. I should have stood up to her from the beginning. FML

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Downward spiral

By 1)rooping 1=lower - 25/08/2023 22:00

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML

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Checks and balances

By letmefallasleep - 01/04/2020 14:00

Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML

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By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML

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By moneycatious - 19/03/2012 23:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

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darien987 1

Monday 11 June 2012 1:06

What a selfish asshole.

danishbagel 3

Monday 11 June 2012 1:09

Because he's not manly enough to have balls of steel.

Comments

schurm82 4

Monday 11 June 2012 8:45

He's gay

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 11 June 2012 11:04

Wait -- if he's spending YOUR money on stupid bullshit, then there's gotta be a limit. You can't be the cash cow while he does jack shit. Yeah, yeah, I get the whole "in marriage, all money is 'our' money" thing, but there should be mutual cooperation. This whole thing is horseshit. If he doesn't listen to reason, then try a counselor; as a last resort ... well, you know what to do. You only live twice. |the kid|

redmnky21 8

Monday 11 June 2012 11:34

you have no room to complain since ur the one who insists on staying married to a free loading asshole

quandtu 3

Monday 11 June 2012 14:30

haha that's what you get women for wanting to be man's equal.

santel_fml 8

Monday 11 June 2012 14:46

Get rid of the selfish prick

kmt12890 5

Monday 11 June 2012 15:36

I'd suggest a nice divorce lawyer.

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Monday 11 June 2012 16:21

Leave him and take the ceramic cats with you!

jayhawkchik 4

Monday 11 June 2012 16:29

Why did it take 3 years for you to notice it?

sucku 1

Monday 11 June 2012 16:36

time for a divorce

zerzersdf 3

Monday 11 June 2012 16:57

I love ceramic cats and i will gladly take your husband if he's not too ugly. I'm 27, no kids, 82kg. message me privately plz. If you divorce, will he get half your money?