shed the pounds

Time to swallow instead of spitting.

Where to start?!? 1. You've gotta love yourself first. If you think that you can't meet someone because you are too ugly/fat then you won't because you'll give off those vibes. Do whatever it takes to love yourself more - haircut/facial/louboutins - pick a day when it's not your birthday and treat it like it is. If you love you, other people will (not to the point of being cocky obviously!) 2. Just because your friends are doing it doesn't mean you should. Maybe it isn't right for you and subconsciously you know this? 3. How old are you? Ok so the whole marriage thing is largely age dependent (as women we've only got a few years while the ovaries will still work) - if you're approaching 30 then maybe, maybe you should be thinking "hmm, it's about time" if however you're like 20 then chillax - plenty of time and fun still left - enjoy being free and single - and esp those weddings! 4. Engagement can actually mean sh*t. When I was 18/19/20 all of my friends were getting engaged, 8 years later they're still engaged and I'm married. 5. Length of relationship is pointless. I was with my now husband for 7 years before we got married, my best friend has only been with her fella for 2 years and they are engaged 6. Finally. Be happy for your friend. Don't become a sad, twisted cat lady.

I'd go out with you.

Give them a flaming skunk for a wedding gift. (no one probably knows what I am talking about)

4 already this year? And to think we're only in March!

I'm in the same boat as you. I'm sick of seeing all these people get engaged when here I am, still single, and have never had a real boyfriend.

try puttin out

seriously just put out

I don't know why everyone thinks it is an absolute must to get married. there is nothing wrong with being single.