Health: Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer... - FML

By xd3box - 25/07/2012 04:10 - United States - High Point

Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML

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xd3box 4

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:12

I don't usually see people coming back to comment on their own FMLs, but I wanted to see what people had to say. 136, I don't make a habit of walking by smokers. I've just had a few too many family members diagnosed with lung cancer from what should be called a lethal drug. I wasn't trying to be condescending with my remarks. I was simply giving a harsh reality in a way that could possibly cause him To put the cigarette down. To add on I'll ask a question to everyone: How angry would you be if you found out you had lung cancer or emphysema some second-hand smoke?

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kimmi41509 10

Wednesday 25 July 2012 12:07

I don't see how you wouldn't deserve that.

CharliesCool2084 8

Wednesday 25 July 2012 12:08

You should mind your own business in future, they made the decision to smoke so let them get on with it.

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crazzyclover 6

Thursday 26 July 2012 1:38

Don't comment unless you actually care about them.

Katshia 2

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:05

Well love, no ones asking you to smoke so why don't you mind your own business and stop being so arrogant

MrKurt 1

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:22

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Making sarcastic, uncalled-for comments towards smokers about their cigarette smoking is hazardous to your health.

happyconverse 10

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:42

Once people start smoking, it's hard to quit. Don't be so hard to judge!

BabyGirlJr1 11

Thursday 26 July 2012 3:07

4 words myob

mikesvodka 1

Thursday 26 July 2012 4:03

If someone came up to me saying something that stupid I'd hit them as well.

alexlovescandy 3

Thursday 26 July 2012 4:15

Ya you totally desired that douchebag.

Atli 1

Thursday 26 July 2012 4:16

Seriously, don't be a jerk and you won't get your ass kicked.

lilicoco_fml 5

Thursday 26 July 2012 5:04

Haven't you ever learned how to mind your own business? Maybe getting used as a punching bag, beat some sense into you. YDI

hateevryone 14

Thursday 26 July 2012 5:12

You didn't have to do that. If people want to smoke, let them. You don't smoke so why are worried about it.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Thursday 26 July 2012 6:40

Um, ever heard of something called secondhand smoke?

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