Miscellaneous: Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze....

By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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seexysportsbabee 0

Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

Time to shave!

mariazzz 5

Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

SHAVE!!!!!

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kkimikay1027 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:41

Me too, sister.

hibbyskid80 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:47

u r also nasty lmao

wh1teb1tch92 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 11:40

you might want to shave those lol

armywife0609 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 11:40

Ew gross then shave them or wax them how hard is that? Or are you waiting for them to get long enough to braid?

jsturaveragegirl 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 12:59

Ewww shave that shit!

TheDrummingResul 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:13

These FML's are ridiculous. your life doesn't suck. do something about the hair!!

Narwhal234 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:23

How lovely.

deefan101 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 15:42

Shave it!!!

hibbyskid80 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:40

id hate to see how bad ur vag hair is lmao

That1tallguy 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:45

Wow did you comb them back

willyg677 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:06

You could shave?

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