Names, Awkward, Babies and Work: Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By anotherfmladdict - 26/09/2013 07:06 - United States - Muscatine

Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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desireev 17

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:41

What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!

ihasbrains 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:31

Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.

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justintwist 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:55

I went to high school with a girl named "mystery"

iloveshim 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:56

Already throwing your daughters rep and self confidence down the toilet. Go you.

roxybeachgirl7 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:58

Are you sure she wasn't just using a nickname for the baby? A lot of people do that.

m1998_fml 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:06

At first I thought it said, unicorn daughter Twinkie! Hahaha

MilkmanPsycho 7

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:11

Dohavahkin....that is a child's name

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:25

Could be Russian.

Seriphe 16

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:06

It's from Skyrim, the new Elder Scrolls game that came out on 11-11-11.

Leigh_Badd 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:21

Hopefully she wont grow up as a fat kid. Then she REALLY would get teased. 2 times as much. Poor kid.

mrz1177 11

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:34

Here Twinkie watch areo while I go to the grocery store...

old09 11

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:35

Only in America I wonder Will she want too eat her child So many questions

afallingstar 22

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:45

I work for a bank and deal with people with strange names all the time...just yesterday I helped a guy who's name was Trout Fishing in America...no lie