Money: Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within...

By phonemenace - 17/08/2011 09:50 - United States

Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

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By bob the builders pissed off daughter - 29/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Campbell

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Survivor

By whyyy - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

Never stand between a man and his toys. Never.

TN9R 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

damn. you must be rich! he should buy a new house while hes at it.

Comments

manasstalker 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:54

It's his house and his money. Get a job and move out if you don't like it.

Chrispayne 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:28

Do u live with ur dad as n being a minor or r u grown and just want to live off ur dad the rest of ur life.

LuukBaas 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:17

make him an offer he can't refuse.

unixdude 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:33

Hey, at least it's "boat / car / truck" and not "18 year old girlfriend / new **** for girlfriend / credit card for girlfriend" ...or maybe it's all that, too.