By still learning - 26/02/2012 17:42 - Canada

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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Wow! Balls the size of a globe....now tell me--How do you find underwear to fit your massive man globes?

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rubberduckie94 13

You sound just a little to metrosexual to be out there fisting girls.

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justlo 0

I would think the fact that you can fist your girl is the worst part of this...

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teague95 16

Do you need me to read the FML for you? It's okay no one will judge

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

Where is everyone getting that OP fisted his girlfriend? I read it 3 times and I just don't understand how you all came up with this conclusion.

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birdfreak 24

Lol well at least you got fisted by a hot guy :) I

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periwinkle95 10

Dude.. No one got fisted. And for the record OP is a guy, and I don't think he's gay.

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ohmandapants 16

^ naw man, she meant Edward Scissorhands was hot.

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perdix 29

She just wants an excuse to fantasize about Johnny Depp when you're boning her.

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jeob1992 8

You are quickly becoming one of my favorite commenters

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PierceMePretty 0

Who wouldn't? It's Johnny freaking Depp :D

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perdix 29

#56. Me, for one. I don't go that way.

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GoW_Chick 14

I'm more for one too go for brad pitt, you know from his fight club days, that movie has gotten me through some lonely nights... What it's not story time?

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enopola 5

Did these lonely nights involve fisting?

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mama2b3 20

Being fisted by Edward Scissor Hands sounds like the most painful thing I can think of. Even being fisted at all sounds quite unpleasant. Although I would probably do anything Johnny Depp(minus the scissor hands) asked of me, cuz he's a god.

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PierceMePretty 0

You, my dear, have your head screwed on the right way. c:

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hjanelle14 2

considering it was Johnny Depp asking, I might not mind the scissors (I'm a bit masochistic)

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Ghouly_fml 7

24- I know of one thing and one thing only that's worse Being fisted by chuck Norris O.o

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lizard399 0

Didn't your balls hurt enough from cuts? Did she really need to salt the wound? She's ruthless..

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2cute4u_18 1

Edward must be dynamite in the sack!!!!!;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Not in the nut sack. That would be an odd place to hold dynamite.

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