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By still learning - 26/02/2012 17:42 - Canada

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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Wow! Balls the size of a globe....now tell me--How do you find underwear to fit your massive man globes?

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faith94m 5

I first read this as "shaving my ear lobes" and wondered why that was even necessary.

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twkusn05 0

Anyone who refers to their balls as globes deserves to have their balls cut for being such a douchebag

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joylee23 0

Thats not sad it's funny

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mcinnesandrew 6

Didn't he shave hedges, tell her to shave

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Cosmic_Horror 1

This is either hilarious or she needs to stop, depending on how persistent she is being.

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KRiddle 15

Well... I kinda laughed and kinda felt bad.

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hoffmanam 13

I just hate when that happens. I'm kidding that doesn't happen to me because I don't SUCK

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bomzoo 3

'In case you didn't know, globes=pubes Auto-correct. Also, is says "fisted" by Edward scissor hands so it'd be a bit more likely that she is female. Have fun down-voting this to oblivion.

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Sakuragenkai 4

She's marriage material

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