By still learning - 26/02/2012 17:42 - Canada

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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Wow! Balls the size of a globe....now tell me--How do you find underwear to fit your massive man globes?

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linkinpark98 23

Your girlfriend is a boss.

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cetlawizard 15

How does cutting your nut sack whilst shaving your "globes"....equate to being "fisted by Edward scissor hands"? Did you also cut your anus as well, because otherwise it makes no sense with regards to cut nuts VS sliced ass from the afore mentioned "fisting" (& you can tell her I said that)

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musicluvr2000 11

Hello mister sissorhands how are you today?

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fly101 0

I know I'm going to get thumbed down for this But I still don't get:/

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periwinkle95 10

Let me explain, my young grasshopper. OP is a dude that was shaving his balls because they were hairy. He accidentally cut himself in the process of so. His girlfriend is now making fun of him because he cut his balls.

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donleischner 0

That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.

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ROSEisAmazing01 4

Hehe... Globes. Lol:D that's a funny word to use! I like nutsack better! Lol(:

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Ghouly_fml 7

I personally like testicular glands better just because it sound freaking hilarious

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crazycooldiva 5

I'm more sadden by the fact you can fist your girl

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ForeverAloneGal 23

What would a cut ballsack have to do with a Scissorhands Fist Fest?

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