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I feel so self conscious as it is, with or with out makeup. That must have felt horrible :(
I swear I've seen this FML before...
Stupid co-workers....
The Barbie dolls from my old high school used to try this and they looked like crap! Don't worry about it, none of us are perfect :)
I never wore much makeup after my goth years (10-16) but without lipstick I looked almost near death! Very pale and sickly. So as a gift one birthday I got permanent makeup done. This means my lips had color tattooed on so they always look made up. I also have eyebrow done and a permanent black line on my eyelids. I never have to buy makeup again.
Sounds extremely painful!
It was for the lips. Another bit I hated was having blood pour in my mouth. The needle on the eyelid did not hurt that bad and the eyebrows were really easy.
That's a sign that your ugly
I'm not trying to be mean, but maybe you wore too much makeup before. Makeup has a way of making people look completely different if they use too much. Apparently that's a similar case with you.
You sound like a keeper....
Again with the overused phrases?
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OMG A ZOMBIE!!
Don't worry, that's just society's way of saying "My beauty standards are screwed up".