Transportation: Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate...

By dm206 - 10/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By LicenseLoser - 13/11/2018 15:30

Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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Can't win

By Unlucky. - 16/10/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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kmfyr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:10

Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O

myk13 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:24

Can't you put your plates on by yourself?

Comments

Phoenix_GAD 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:57

number 2:you are an idiot, and you need to read these more closely... they already knew that its illegal, durr. and w00t maryland!!

IAmBridgette 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 10:34

Hahaha I love irony.

ellameno 2

Tuesday 16 June 2009 4:42

On your way where? You couldn't screw it on yourself?

romeomanifold 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:46

In MoCo they actually don't care, it's when you get into Frederick County that they start to pull you over for stupid shit

Superawesomestev 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:03

similar situation happened to me, except I was going for tabs. still, idi and ydi. gotta pay the tax man.

kppadgett 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:35

serves you right for living in a communist state which doesn't respect the constitution or the second amendment

Widow_Maker 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:08

I'm surprised the cop didn't shoot you in the balls and leave you for the rodents.

SarahhBabi 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:57

she was probably on her way to the MVA to pick up her license plates. chill. ydi OP. I'm surprised you didn't get pulled over sooner lol of course, if you live in Charm City the police are too busy to call you out on it.... but in my part of the state they have nothing better to do lol :)